From “The Office of Poofness”
Home For Christmas
Dear friends of Humanus,
We at Humanus wish to send our blessings of a Joyful Christmas to each and everyone of you. This has been a year of great accomplishments, struggles, and elation for the blessings poured out upon us. May you each have the Spirit and Love of Christmas in your hearts. May you know that we love you and seek always for your good.
Now to a more serious matter. Our chairman Mr Jerzy Babkowski has labored long and hard for the sake of Humanity. I have been personal witness to thousands of hours as we have worked side by side in the cause of Humanity’s happiness. During these many years of toil many sacrifices have been made by Jerzy and I have watched him lose his marriage and be departed from his family, which has caused a tear in his heart that cannot be expressed. This Christmas he had planned to visit his family including his wife, daughter and mother who is failing in her health. There is a great opportunity for one last Christmas with his mother. However, in the last few days any money Jerzy may have had he gave out to others to save their lives and now he doesn’t have the money to drive home for Christmas. I am asking that each one of us express our gratitude for this great man by digging deep and providing a Christmas miracle to send him home for Christmas. I know with all of my being it would be the greatest gift we could give him. I have asked the Office of Poofness if they could collect these funds and send them to Jerzy personally.
We love Jerzy, we love the service he has unceasingly rendered for our behalf. May he know this very Christmas the extent of that love and we can rejoice knowing we made a miracle happen for him.
Merry Christmas everyone! Love to you all!
On behalf of and for
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With Much Gratitude and Appreciation, Susan
Love and Kisses,
“The Office of Poofness”